What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do you relax?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Goldfinger

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Do people really have sex with animals?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

What pet would you strongly not recommend?